Yes. The concert-reviews are a thing of the past. Also website-reviews take forever [I really only ever finished one.] plus Rhiannon is already a pro at that. So what am I going to review? Just take one guess.

Well, OBVIOUSLY, it isn’t that hard to guess! I am going to review socks! Lately I’ve been on a sock-spree [who am I kidding? My entire life has been one big sock spree, but that aside] and I thought it would be fun to share my experiences with the rest of the world! It only makes sense! And my sitename would actually get a purpose and all. Sort of. Yes. Yes yes yes it is amazing. So I’m going to start now . Wait for it.. and enjoy!

edit Haha. Or better: Rolling Over The Floor Laughing My Ass Off What The Javey. I am updating my site and all. Trying to get rid of things. Finding out how much bandwith I’m taking up and all that.. So I look into my site statistics and some of it is just plain hilarious. Number one: apparently I’m associated with One Site I’d Rather Not Name. Something to do with eh.. bare skin and female human beings [baring that skin] being exploited. So. That’s one. Why someone would search these girls is one thing, but to end up here while doing that? Mysterious!

Number two: I have also found hilarious sock-related searches. I quote: "cheap stripped socks" and "stripped socks pics"- stripped socks?! Alrighty then. That must mean socks lying on the floor, stripped off your feet or what?

"who wears striped socks?" – Where is this search going to take you? I am rather surprised. I think I need to find out for myself. Why, certainly, in my opinion everyone should wear striped socks! The way to go, baby! [note: I searched that phrase, and there is no site with statistics on who wears striped socks. Sad.. I'd like to know!]

"taking her socks" – this is ONE. FREAKY. search. What? What? What? I’m so confused!

"lads that wear girls striped socks" – Okaaaaay.. whatever floats your boat.

"man in striped socks" and "english man in striped socks" – apparently those are rare. Oh yeah. You have no idea what goes on in sock-related-pervert-minds. I have encountered some, as obsessed as I am [and non-sexual-fetish-wise though. Socks are just fun and cute. Let me just say that I have nothing against fetishes and I'm never unkind to people who approach me on the web, asking me questions about socks or things. But as I was saying, people have pervy thoughts about socks! ] and yes, that includes men that are excited to tell me that "they are wearing striped socks" and sooo.. I tell you with regret: Yes, I have pictures of striped socks but no, I am not a man! Also, I’m not British! Sorry!

"who wears red striped socks?" and "man who wears striped socks?" – I don’t know how I should take this. Is it sarcasm? As in "Man, who wears striped socks these days? They are soooo yesterday!" at which obviously I am kind of offended. But it can also be the statistical approach, like the first example. I am going to guess.. mostly women! Mostly woman wear red striped socks. And you know why? Because the men are so rare! Ha. This takes me to the next approach "A male who wears striped socks" – but because of the question mark, I am all sorts of confused.

"striped socks porn" – This one just makes me laugh because I just envision the socks in my drawer, having some kind of sock party. Mmmyeah. I’m not going to look up this phrase myself, and I know that I will get more hits because I just quoted it, but whatever. Funny mental images, yay! OH YOU POOR PEOPLE LOOKING FOR PORN! You are so disappointed when you find my site, aren’t you? Haha.

"striped socks girl" – I know, I know. But deep inside my soul I just wish, that the person who looked for this was thinking about me. Forgetting my name and just knowing me as "the striped socks girl". Ah. I can dream.

"striped socks blog new zealand" – Ooooh! There’s a New Zealand striped socks blog? I must find out! [note: I actually didn't find any, but I'll search some more later.]

And that was it, the funny/creepy/weird things that people are searching for when they click a link to my site. Oh you poor, unfortunate souls. Well. When I find out about my newly not yet improved site, then I’ll give you more content. Content that doesn’t include adult material, or men in striped socks, or anything to do with New Zealand. But it’ll be fun! Because there’ll be pictures and reviews and just socky goodness!